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Pekinezericu "Iskricu" 31-godišnjakinji oteo pravi vlasnik

ZAGREBAČKA policija riješila je slučaj otmice pekinezerice Iskrice koju je iz naručja 31-godišnje žene početkom tjedna na ulici u Dubravi istrgnuo nepoznati muškarac za kojeg se ispostavilo da je pravi vlasnik kujice.

Nakon "otmice" policija je izvijestila da je muškarac izašao iz automobila, prišao ženi i ukrao joj psa, a nju gurnuo na pod, pri čemu je slomila ruku.

Policija je danas, pak, izvijestila da je riješila taj slučaj. Ispostavilo se da je 28-godišnji "otmičar" ustvari pravi vlasnik Iskrice, no zbog toga neće izbjeći kaznenu prijavu zbog nanošenja teških ozljeda.

Sumnjiči ga se da je kobnog dana prišao 31-godišnjakinji i njezinoj četiri godine mlađoj sestrični te ih zatražio da mu daju psa jer je to njegova pekinezerica. Žena, koja je psa držala u naručju, odbila je udovoljiti zahtjevu nepoznatog muškarca, nakon čega joj ga je on istrgnuo iz naručja, a ona je pri otimanju pala na tlo i slomila ruku.

U policiji kažu da su "kriminalističkom obradom utvrdili da je pas vlasništvo osumnjičenog". Iskrica je, naime, u veljači odlutala od vlasnika, a pronašla ju je žena koja ju je poklonila 31-godišnjakinji.

Osim policijske prijave zbog nanošenja teških ozljeda, osumnjičenog čeka i privatna tužba zbog kaznenog djela samovlasti.

Po zakonu, kazneno djelo samovlasti počinio je onaj "tko samovlasno pribavlja neko svoje pravo ili pravo za koje smatra da mu pripada, a kažnjava se novčanom kaznom od 150 dnevnih dohodaka ili zatvorom do šest mjeseci".

We must play our lives like soldiers in the field
But life is short, I'm running faster all the time
Strength and beauty destined to decay
So cut the rose in full bloom
'til the fearless come and the act is done
A love like blood, a love like blood
Everyday through all frustration and despair
Love and hate fight with burning hearts
'til legends live and man is god again
(and self-preservation rules the day no more)
We must dream of promised lands and fields
That never fade in season
As we move towards no end we learn to die
Red tears are shed on grey

As a child I could walk on the ceiling...

I'd butterfly-up on the walls.

Grad je prepun preuskih traperica.

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Jučer ništa pametno na televiziji.

A danas...

20:10 RTL "Black Hawk Down" (do 22:40)
20:10 HRT2 Rijeka - Dinamo (do 22:05)
21:50 HRT1 "The Big Lebowski" (do 23:45)
23:35 HRT2 "Carnivale"

Kada bi SLUČAJNO idioti na HRT-u pomaknuli početak filma na 22:10, i kada bi SLUČAJNO pomaknuli početak serije na 00:05, moglo bi se odgledati i utakmicu, i film, i seriju, pa snimati odličan film na RTL-u.

Što sad? Gledati utakmicu skoro do kraja, pa zatim "Lebowskog" (snimati "BHD" i "Carnivale"), ili...?

Koliko treba obrijanoj mačkici da opet postane normalno dlakava?

[x] Prašina obrisana
[x] Kuća usisana
[x] Suđe oprano
[x] Radni stol opran
[x] Staklene površine oprane
[x] Kuhinjski tepih opran
[ ] Kuhinjski tepih osušen
[ ] Kuhinja oprana
[ ] Kupaona oribana

737 coming out of the sky
Oh won't you take me down to Memphis on a midnight ride
I want to move

Playing in a travelling band, ee-ya!
Well I'm flying across land
Trying to get a hand
Playing in a travelling band

Take me to the hotel baggage car no where
Come on come on won't you get me to my room
I want to move

Playing in a travelling band, ee-ya!
Well I'm flying across the land
Trying to get a hand
Playing in a travelling band

Listen to the radio talking about the last show
Someone got excited, had to call the state militia
I want to move

Playing in a travelling band, ee-ya!
Well I'm flying across the land
Trying to get a hand
Playing in a travelling band, Oh-wow!

(solo)

Hell will come again on a Saturday night
Oh with your fussing and your fighting
Won't you get me to the right
I want to move

Playing in a travelling band, ee-ya!
Well I'm flying across the land
Trying to get a hand
Playing in a travelling band, oh-wow!

(solo)

Oh I'm playing in a travelling band
Playing in a travelling band
Won't you get me, take me hand
Well I'm playing in a travelling band
Well I'm flying across the land
Trying to get a hand
Playing in a travelling band, oh-wow!

Hey!




(malo za promjenu...)

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Da mi Iskrica ne krati vrijeme na poslu, ne bi me više bilo ovdje... Drugu svrhu ne vidim. Gotovo svi ljudi koji su nešto ovdje vrijedili odavno su otišli. A i ja ću kad promijenim posao za par mjeseci.

I blog i Iskrica općenito padoše na dno svih dna.

"If you are going to go have people share the computer, get a broadband connection and have somebody there who can help support the user, geez, get a decent computer where you can actually read the text and you're not sitting there cranking the thing while you're trying to type."

Radi se o "$100 laptopu", jednom od najodvratnijih, najsramnijih i najuvredljivijih projekata kvazi-pomoći siromašnima koje je svijet ikada imao prilike vidjeti.

Moja je iskrena nada da će taj projekt zasluženo propasti.

O'šlo sve to the point!

:))))

Crk'o Slobo.

Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other two asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I conceived so i will have a boy". The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".