The restaurant at the end of the multiverse

http://www.index.hr/clanak.aspx?id=300219

INDEXOVA novinarska ekipa je u utorak navečer prva bila na mjestu krvavog obračuna u Zagorskoj ulici u Zagrebu, koja je bila poprište dramatičnog obračuna nekolicine nepoznatih muškaraca i nekada gotovo pa popularnog Kreše Jengića iz prošlogodišnje sezone Big Brothera.

Jengić se na spomenutoj lokaciji nalazio u društvu svoje djevojke, estradne zvijezde u usponu Paole Valić.

Za razliku od informacije o nepoznatim muškaracima, do kojih smo došli od očevidaca, načelnik ureda načelnika PU Zagrebačke Krunoslav Borovec ustvrdio je da se radilo o bračnom paru Burić, skrbnicima Paole Valić.

Prema očevicima, nepoznati muškarci koji su im pristupili zahtijevali su da se Paola kloni Krešimira Jengića i njegovog lošeg utjecaja. Došlo je do naguravanja koje je preraslo u tučnjavu, pri čemu je nesretni Jengić izvukao deblji kraj.


Poprište krvavog obračuna (Foto: Dragan Predojević)

Paola Valić, nemoćna da spriječi premlaćivanje svog dečka, od bijesa se bacala po betonskom platou pri čemu je raskrvarila glavu i prijetila je da će se baciti na ogradu sa šiljcima, kazali su nam očevici događaja, stanovnici susjednih kuća.
Policija je po dojavi susjeda, koje je uznemirila buka, izašla na mjesto događaja.

"Policija je intervenirala po dojavi u 18:25. Dolaskom na mjesto događaja utvrdili su da se radi o svađi Paole Valić i Krešimira Jengića sa skrbnicima gospođice Valić, bračnim parom Burić. Pola sata poslije intervenirala je i Hitna pomoć. Krešimir Jengić je odveden u psihijatrijsku bolnicu Vrapče, a Paola Valić u KBC Merkur, jer se žalila na bolove u trbuhu." - izjavio je za Index.hr Krunoslav Borovec, načelnik Ureda načelnika PU zagrebačke, koji je negirao da je bilo fizičkog obračuna.

Dodao je da će protiv svih sudionika incidenta biti podnesene prijave zbog remećenja javnog reda i mira.

Naknadno smo neslužbeno doznali da je do sukoba, koji je prerastao u fizički obračun, došlo nakon što su Burićevi pokušali privoliti Paolu Valić na odlazak na liječenje narkomanske ovisnosti.

... kad ima problema provući konac kroz iglu. I zaključi kako mu je pametnije skinuti naočale jer mu to s njima neće uspjeti.

Mere nach wich khul gayi baal
Bhabhi meri gut kar de
Mainu chadiya solwa saal
Bhabhi meri gut kar de
Nach wich khul gayi baal
Bhabhi meri gut kar de
Kaala doriya kunde naal aadiyaayi, oye
Ke chhota devra bhabhi naal laadiyaayi oye
Kukdi o leni jid kud kud kar diye
Chhore nai jaana sath bud bud kar diye

Ek punjaban, kudi punjaban
Hey, ek punjaban dil churaake le gayi, hai!
Sona sona, hai dil mera sona

Sona sona, dil mera sona

Ek punjaban dil churaake le gayi, hai!
Sona sona, hai dil mera sona

Sona sona, dil mera sona

Surme waale nain ladaake le gayi, hai!
Sona sona, hai dil mera sona

Sona sona, dil mera sona

Ek punjaban, kudi punjaban
Hey, kudi pataaka dil churaake le gayi, hai!
Sona sona, hai dil mera sona

Sona sona, dil mera sona

Oh, chhala veri pure ho ab tan mahida
Doore ke jana pehle, doore ho jana pehle
Pure ve kal sur chhaliya
Raiyya ve kaanu teri laiyyo

Gora gora rang hai tera, yun lassi punjabi

Yun lassi punjabi

Mere hawaale kar de ni kudiye
Roop nagar di chaabi

Roop nagar di chaabi

Yeh roop anokha, khushboo da jhoka
Tere nak da thoka, main ho gaya bokha
Purkh choodiyon ko khankaake le gayi, hoye
Sona sona, arre dil mera sona

Sona sona, dil mera sona

Ek punjaban, kudi punjaban
Kudi pataaka dil churaake le gayi, hai!
Sona sona, arre dil mera sona

Sona sona, dil mera sona

Aah aah aah aah, aah aah aah
Chhala na na, tere kep par mitthe
Mere hoi allah sab nu
De re ve gal sun chhaliya
Do laaul pe phukaada allah

Jo da galla kar le baliye, kuch khatti kuch meethi

Kuch khatti kuch meethi

Dekhke teri chaal dheeli baj gayi meri seeti

Baj gayi meri seeti

Tera nasha niraala, o tune kya kar daala
Yeh ishq da pyaala, main peene waala
Honton ki masti chhalkaake le gayi, hai
Sona sona, dil mera sona

Sona sona, dil mera sona

Ek punjaban, kudi punjaban
Kudi pathaaka dil churaake le gayi, hai
Sona sona, oye dil mera sona

Sona sona, dil mera sona

Surme waale nain ladaake le gayi, hai!
Sona sona, arre dil mera sona

Sona sona, dil mera sona

... čemu služi bon od 35 kuna.

Ja nisam pametan :)

Upravo sam si ispraznio račun... Ode oko 50 kn. I sad će biti megasuperultrazabavno kad mi ujutro počnu stizati SMS čestitke, a ja ne mogu odgovoriti jer na računu imam 0.23 kn.

Eh.

Bankomati rade na Novu, jel? :)

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Pojavio se poprilično gadan Windows Metafile (format grafičkog zapisa) exploit... Već su dva frenda pokupila neko SpySheriff smeće.

Trk na http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/ i pročitajte što tamo piše.

Sanjao sam bivšu i probudio se usred noći u takvom užasu da nisam još dugo mogao zaspati.

Onda me budila mačketina, četiri puta. Prva dva puta mi je željela spavati na glavi, a kasnije joj je bilo dosadno pa mi je napadala poplun.

Još kad se sjetim da kasnije moram u obilazak rodbine, slušati svađe o politici i iz pristojnosti jesti kolače koji uopće nisu fini, uuužaaasss..... :((

Kad bi se bar ovaj šugav dan mogao nekako izbrisati...

http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos/1928/Sexy_Victoria_Secret.html

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

Kroz ovaj grad teče rijeka mutna
Pomalo prljava
Tek kada pređem preko nje, tada znam
Ja sam kod kuće

Ima nešto dolje lleeaain blog o šubarama i Kojacima...

Teško mi je shvatiti zašto neki ljudi (spol je nebitan) ne uklanjaju dlake s određenih područja na tijelu (noge, pazusi, genitalno područje, prsa...). To mi nikada nije bilo jasno. Zašto? U čemu je problem?

Čak i ako zanemarimo ono osnovno zbog čega bi to ljudi trebali činiti, a to je higijena, i dalje ostaje i više nego dovoljno razloga "za" od onih "protiv". Tj. ne znam nijedan razlog "protiv".

Je li stvar u našem mentalitetu i zadrtosti? Ili u strahu od nečega?

Pisao sam nedavno o tome kako mica ima gliste, i čudio se otkud mački koja ne izlazi van infekcija glistama.

E pa nisu gliste. Prevarilo me to što joj se nešto micalo u stolici, ali danas sam počeo nalaziti neke čudne stvarčice po mjestima gdje spava, onako, kao mala zrna riže.

Bingo - to su proglotidi. Mica ima trakavicu. Bljaaak. Vjerojatno je stariji mačak "kriv" jer je on prenio buhe na nju.

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/subliminal.html

It's wicked to find what's turning me on
Behind the silence I hear such a song
Feeling the waves of sonic vibration
That turn me to liquid love emanations

Behind the silence I heard such a song
That turned me to liquid love
Liquid love, liquid love...