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Otkad ste počele fitiljit s tim bedastoćama, ispadaju mi samo reklame za boje i lakove od peveca.
Nema više one zategnute tete što traži kile (tuka, da ih je pažljivo spremila, sad ne bi bile izgubljene)
A i one putujuće curice su nestale.
Odite s tim kućnim poslovima na neki drugi blog. Taman mi treba da me i reklame na iskrici podsjećaju da je vrijeme moleraja.

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Maskiranje bi trebalo biti kažnjivo zakonom.
Izeđeš s komadom, probudiš se s krampom.





To je klasična prijevara.
Prodaš mu šarenu slikicu, a poslije kad proguta udicu baš te briga.

Muškarci to ne rade. Jok. Što vidiš, to ti je.
Sa ženom nisi siguran šta ćeš naći idući dan.

A plastiku da i ne spominjem.

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Ševa.
(nije ptica)




P.S.
Je, jesam seljo i krmak. Jbg. Učilo me da ono "U se, na se i poda se" nije loša taktika, pa mi ostale posljedice.
Šta mogu kad mi je dobra ševa ostala u pamćenju dulje nego nekakva tumaranja kojekude, štajaznam kakve adrenalinske budalaštine ili tamo nekakvi mirisi (u to s mirisima nisam sto posto siguran, jer mi se tu i tamo znalo desiti da se nakon ulaska u lokalnu ribarnicu prisjetim nekih bliskijeh susreta)

P.P.S.
Kaj nikom drugom ševa nije nezaboravno iskustvo? Jesam li ja nenormalan zbog toga?

Svima je poznata istina da je situiranom neženji supruga neophodno potrebna kao
trn u peti,
prst u oku,
pain in the ass,
kronični gastritis,
akutni gastritis,
trovanje hranom,
kolonoskopija,
taktilni pregled prostate,
porezna kontrola,
kredit u švicarcima,
kredit bez švicarca,
minus na tekućem,
prekoračenje minusa na tekućem,
udarne rupe na cesti,
upadanje u udarne rupe na cesti,
toplo pivo,
bezalkoholno pivo,
hladna juha,
žilavo meso u gulašu,
amaterska poezija,
amaterska proza,
wanabee haiku
haiku uopće,
nogometne namještaljke,
žene vozači,
žene s vozačkom dozvolom koje misle da su vozači,
žene vozači koje zauzmu tri parkirna mjesta odjednom,
žene vozači koje stanu na zebri pred raskrižjem zato da puste prijateljicu van iz auta,
turske sapunice,
meksičke sapunice,
robinja Isaura,
ljigavi filmovi,
romantične komedije,
ljigave romantične komedije.


Udaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
Ovo je bilo u jednom dahu, onako iz najdubljeg dna dubine duše.



p.s.
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Life is wasted on the living.

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.



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Da nije umro, bio bi živ, a jučer bi mu bio šezdesettreći rođendan.
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