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Jer ti si zena u godinama I nista, nista mi vise i ne treba Osim tvojih dlakavih sisa

Jer danas ti je šesdesetaaaaa!

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Malo aritmetike!

RELATIONSHIP ARITHMETIC
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
marriage and after marriage.

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Umre komunist i Bog ga pošalje u pakao! Nakon nekog vremena pogleda kako je tamo, a tamo klima OK, trava pošišana, zasađeno novo cvijeće...pita vraga:“Kako?-To je sve onaj komunist napravio!-Mogu li ga ja posuditi malo?-Može!“, prolazi vrijeme, ne vraća g

prolazi vrijeme, ne vraća ga, vrag ode u raj:“Gospodine! Mogu li dobiti nazad komunista?-Nisam ja Gospodin, nego drug i najvjerojatnije ne postojim!“

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