ma kakav naslov...

Tihana, volim te...

doslo mi je....
daj da nesto tu ubacim....
prosli su eoni od kad nisam nest piskarao...

sto bih samo mogao dovoljno bedasto napisati...

e da...

ponestaju mi cigarete....
nestaje i pivo...

al i dalje se drzi ona mala u mom srcu...hehe....

kakav bezveze log...

pozdrav blogasi...dobro se naspavajte :)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules:

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!

1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - Not both
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows
default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as: Sex, Sport, or Cars

1. You have enough clothes

1. You have too many shoes

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

zivot zna biti jedno veliko sranje...

...tezak je put ratnika svjetlosti...

danas draga...
mogli smo slaviti nasu prvu godisnjicu...
jer bas na ovaj dan zaljubljenih poklonio sam ti svoji prvi poljubac....




hahahahahahahaha...sva sreca da necemo...bar nemoram kupovat nist...:))

....mmmmm...
kak ta zena ima doooobar glas...

da sam zena ludio bi za takvim glasom :))

svoje zelje...

svoje osjecaje...

i razlike medju nama...

...osjecam se glupo...neshvaceno...

osjecam se glupo...

zao mi je sto me ne osjecas...

have faith...

...and you already love her...

And everything I had in this world
And all that I’ll ever be
It could all fall down around me.
Just as long as I have you,
Right here by me

kao da je tek sekunda prosla...
cetiri godine u sekundi...

vratio sam se u proslost...
cetiri godine...

isti osjecaj...
iste zelje...

Of What is real and just a dream...

porcija slatkoga...

5 kriski rolade (hladne..fiinnee)..
2 bounty-a...

pojedem to sada i dosta slatkoga za tjedan dana...

...ja sam savrsena osoba za odredjene trenutke...

a te trenutke izaberi ti...

.......

evo..sjedim odjednom zemlja se trese...

pa neka eksplozija...

mislim da sam dva put to osjetio..

eto...ako netko zna sto se desava u umagu sada bilo pravo vrijeme da to kaze :)

zenama treba ovim redom laskati...

pametna, lijepa, simpaticna...

ak krenes sa lijepa...gotov si...
neces dugo trajat...