Boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Alberta. Bert always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one
day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into
the house and says to his wife, "'Notice anything different about
me?"
Margaret looks him over,"Nope."

Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looks up and says,"Bert, what's different?
It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"

"Nope,' she replies."

"'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

To which Margaret replies.........."Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat."

20.03.2007. u 14:56   |   Prijavi nepoćudni blog   |   Dodaj komentar

aaaaa kaubojke.. :) predobro nešto :)) btw. dobar vic

Autor: hakuna-matata   |   20.03.2007. u 15:03   |   opcije


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