Eufemizmi :))) Staff descriptions

Outgoing personality - Always going out of the office
Great presentation skills - Able to bullshit
Good communication skills - Spends lots of time on phone
Average employee - Not too bright
Exceptionally well qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Work is first priority - Too ugly to get a date
Active socially - Drinks a lot
Family is active socially - Spouse drinks, too
Independent worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick thinking - Offers plausible excuses
Careful thinker - Won't make a decision
Agressive - Obnoxious
Uses logic on difficult jobs - Gets someone else to do it
Expresses themselves well - Speaks English
Meticulous attention to detail - A nit picker
Has leadership qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally good judgement - Lucky
Keen sense of humour - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Carrer minded - Back stabber
Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

17.02.2004. u 19:25   |   Prijavi nepoćudni blog   |   Dodaj komentar

Independent worker ....... koji hebeno dobar opis mog posla :-)))))))

Autor: vrageczg   |   17.02.2004. u 19:28   |   opcije


hehehe, tako sam si nešto i mislila :)

Autor: lunasole   |   17.02.2004. u 19:29   |   opcije


vragec,pa mi smo kolege!!!:))))))

Autor: lonely35   |   17.02.2004. u 19:31   |   opcije


odnosno... ovo je definica ali eufemizam mi ga bolje opisuje :-))) seka... hugnem te do navecer gren ća... :-))

Autor: vrageczg   |   17.02.2004. u 19:32   |   opcije


definira............ :-)

Autor: vrageczg   |   17.02.2004. u 19:33   |   opcije


šta nije već večer il je to meni pao mrak na oči?? :)

Autor: lunasole   |   17.02.2004. u 19:33   |   opcije


lon.. :-))) keep our secrets.. inace bumo imali preveliku navalu na radna mjesta :-)

Autor: vrageczg   |   17.02.2004. u 19:34   |   opcije


sunčeko, odi stličeku okujisti.... kakav mrak.. ovdje di sa mja je sunce, cure u toplesu, scubadiving u punom zamahu....a ne znam ja di si ti
:-)))

Autor: vrageczg   |   17.02.2004. u 19:36   |   opcije


a sad bi mogao i ja,bit malo active socially večeras:)))

Autor: lonely35   |   17.02.2004. u 19:36   |   opcije


daj briši ove moje gluposti,, popizdil sam od dosade :-)))))

Autor: vrageczg   |   17.02.2004. u 19:36   |   opcije


viš, mogla bi i ja malo socijalizirat :)))

Autor: lunasole   |   17.02.2004. u 19:37   |   opcije


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