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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you :))

An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
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> The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
> out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In the States our >
glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same on twice."
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> The Brit obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass >
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says >
"In the British Isles we have so much sand to make the glasses that we >
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
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> The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
> glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yank and the Brit. >
He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need >
to drink with the same ones twice."