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I wanted a 3 some with her for the longest time. she finally agreed but under the terms that we first have a threesome with another GUY. only then after we could have a threesome with a girl. so i agreed. we went to the mall and i told her to pick out a guy. she got this huge black dude from a footlocker. so she talked with him for 30 minutes and somehow he agreed to come back tonight. so fast-forward to nighttime...So us 3 were drinking - of course i had to drink a SHITLOAD to see another dude fuck my girl. so finally we thought it'd be a great idea to play strip poker to kinda ease us into getting naked. like you don't think about these things beforehand...but who the fuck takes of their clothes first? so i'm a good poker player and i hardly had my shirt off when they were almost completely naked. and this dude had like a 11 inch penis dude. WIDE as hell too it was ridiculous. i can't cry about it now, you know? so we head to the bedroom and she starts sucking him off. the bitch hardly ever gives me head too which pisses me off. then he squeezed his huge penis into her for like 2 minutes. i went to fuck her after but seriously couldn't even feel anything. and she was trying to console me and shit but that wasn't going happen -- i had already lost my dignity. so the black dude pushes me away and says "here's how you do it"....so anyway i ended up sitting on the side of the bed doing nothing, i just thought about the time we went to disneyland together. After he came (inside of her, mind you) I just walked out of the apartment and I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare but I thought "Nah forget it... Yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to cab "Yo Homes Smell ya lata!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on the throne as the prince of bel air.