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na jednom drugom blogu je bilo receno da google svasta zna...a sigurno niste znali da postoji i Googlism, Church of Google...

tekst je na eng, neda mi se prevoditi...

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

» PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).

ostatak: http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org

engleski?? joj meni. nije ovo za mene :((

zanimljivo mi da je ženskog roda google.to nikad ne bih rekla.ženska,boginja!wow

je to u svezi glede našeg biznisa? :)

da oki. sigurno je. ne razumijem baš ali osjećam..

sve je vezanu uz nas biznis...sad moramo svoje umne tokove prea nasem biznisu usmjeriti...

biznis.njušim biznis?mogu ja makar malo zabušavat s vama u kompi.dok belimiš vrti lovu?:P

jel mores prodat usisavas od 18000 kuna baki s penzijom od 100kuna?

e to nemrem.ali ak ima 250,00 kuna ondak bi morti i mogla.morti,kažem.

ok, onda mozda ima mjesto za tebe v našem biznisu...takve mi tražimo :)