A little bit of.......

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office
worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy,
and LeRoy," she answered.
"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to
come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all
come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

poor kids, with different fathers

yap, apparently they are poor indeed... but then again, maybe she's just tryin to pull a scam... :D

or maybe there is something in the name - LeRoy ....?
:)

she is white trash, hehe, so she really have 10 kids

or maybe, she is black, didn't think about that possibility

you know that by the name - LeRoy?

...bad bad...that guy LeRoy Brown...;-PPP

we got one surname! yeah ! 9 more to go....:)

xexe... actually, she planned to have just one kid, but they pulled a Leroy Jenkins on her every time, poor woman... :D

second......

or 8

Now Leroy more than trouble,
You see he stand 'bout six foot four...;-PPP

And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named doris...

but we r still missing 8 surnames, haha

Well he cast his eyes upon her,
And the trouble soon began,
Cause Leroy Brown learned a lesson,
Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous son...;-PPP

Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone...

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brow
The baddest man in the whole damned tow
Badder than old King Kong,
And meaner than a junkyard dog...;-PPP

You can never go wrong with a Smith or a Jones... there's bound to be a few of those in your trailer park, so you can take a big bite out of their welfare checks as well... next thing you know you're a high roller... :D

here I am...

hmm, so we got 4 surnames...Pike, how come u know things like this? haha... experience ?

Now Leroy he a gambler,
And he like his fancy clothes,
And he like to wave his diamond rings,
In front of everybody's nose,
He got a custom Continental,
He got an Eldorado too,
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun,
He got a razor in his shoe...;-PPP

Well the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named leroy brown...

that's too much...

come on...too much of LeRoy?

yap, I fathered a host of pikes back in my fertile days and now I'm jist chillin and takin it easy livin off all them alimonies... :D

Well the two men took to fighting,
And when they pulled them off the floor,
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle,
With a couple of pieces gone...;-PPP

you wish Pike...you would be rich man

I thought so....:)
you would be more helpful if you said a few more surnames...

....with all that child supports

Dancing.....your going late...I wrote that already..

I totally agree with j.d. (baptize you in the name of LeRoy) :)

are you reading the same book?

haha, you're way behind junkyard, we patented the scheme like 15 comments ago ;D

Boys, boys dont argue! Just help the woman from the story and tell your surnames...so we know how it finishes...
:)

sorry, I just arrived

...She loves me, she loves me not,
She loves me, she loves me not,
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me,
The lady loves me and it shows,
In spite of the way she turns up her nose,
I`m her ideal, her hearts desire,
Under that ice she`s burning like fire,
She`d like to cuddle up to me,
She`s playing hard to get,
The lady loves me, but she doesn`t know it yet...haha...;-PPPP

LeRoy Washington

Dancing....into the King, are you not?
hmm and J.D. what kind of an excuse is that "I just arrived" ? ccccc

:)

mine's BB, as in BB King... btw... ma, that you? :O :D

washington is a possibility !
5 to go

ok, so we got Elvis, BB King...
that would be 7, three more to go....
and no, its not ma, its me :)

well, fingers crossed and we're sure to get at least an MB seeing how we failed miserably at getting a master's in art... :D

Jones

oh, come one, wer not that terrible, haha

J. D is working it Pike ! and what about you? complaining again??
2 more...come one boys, I wanna finish this and go to bed.

...If you want something to play with,
Go and find yourself a toy,
Baby my time is too expensive,
And Im not a little boy,
If you are serious,
Dont play with my heart,
It makes me furious,
But if you want me to hate you,
Then a baby I will, girl you know that I will,
Tell it like it is,
Dont be ashamed to let your conscience be your guide,
But I know deep down inside me,
I believe you love me forget your foolish pride...;-PPP

Williams, Johnson, Jackson

ok Dancing...Neville is a good surname !
1 more....

nah, I'm kinda comfy just complaining what a lousy job other people are making of it and I'd hate to switch specializations this late in my career... :D

Jefferson

hmm, now J.D., you over did it. NOW, we have more daddys then planned?
you wanna take in a kid our two?

that's enaugh

enough

Boys, you really made me laugh and I enjoyed your interesting company!
Till we meet virtually again...
Night!

see ya

ttfn :)

...cheek to cheek...for goodnight...one question or filosophy...whatever.......There's not a street that you can walk,
You got to watch just who you're talkin' to,
They're out to get ya,can't turn your back on a smilin' face,
Next thing ya know, there ain't no trace of you,
And this I betcha, some people lose and some folks win,
It's a matter of what they do....
Are you man enough, big and bad enough?
Are you gonna let 'em shoot ya down?
When the evil flies and your brother cries
Are you gonna be around?....
Someone needs a friend, just around the bend,
Don't ya think you should be there?
Are you man enough when the goin's rough?
Is it in your heart to care?...
There's no pretending it goes away,
With every step that you take you pay ,your dues and I ain't lyin',
You got to struggle to see the light,
How someone's lookin' to steal your right to choose,
And that don't stop tryin',
It's like a jungle outside the door and it's keepin' you so confused...
Are you man enough, big and bad enough?
Are you gonna let 'em shoot ya down?
When the evil flies and your brother cries,
Are you gonna be around?....haha..;-PPP

crackheads, motherfuckhas, having a party. Gee, such a white trash.

Dancing.....Four tops - are you man enough