A little bit of.......

A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answered, "That's easy! We'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman said, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashed the picture at the second blonde and said, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggled, flipped her hair and said, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily replied, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing, because this is a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he showed the picture to the third blonde and said, in a very testy voice, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?" He quickly added, "And think hard before answering, so you don't say something completely idiotic."

The blonde looked at the picture intently for a moment and said, "Hmmmm...The suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman was stunned speechless, because he honestly didn't know whether the suspect wore contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file, and I'll get back to you on that." He left the room and went to his office, checked the suspect's file in his computer, and came back beaming. "Wow!" he said, "I can't believe it...It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! But how were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses, because he only has one eye and one ear."

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u lajk?

hahahah..perfect!!

yeah :)

Wooooooow! Marvellous!!!

odjebi imperijalisto, nebu nam u Hrvatskoj engleska spika nikad dobrodošla.

You cannot deny that English is an international language. So, grind and bear it!

english sucks, switch to mandarin
that's future

What's up,chaps???...;-PPPP

....Story on story....only fools and horsess....Well,..................
Well,I just stopped in this evening,
To get myself a little taste,
The music is nice and swinging,
And of course,I really dig the place...
Course,I haven't,
Had much sleep lately,
I feel sorta down and out...
Yeah,but look over there,
In the corner,man,
Oh,yeah,there's something,
To shout about...
Hey, hey,pretty baby,
Girl,don't you go nowhere,
Are you talking to me????...
I'm talking to you,pretty baby,
Girl,don't you go nowhere,
Cause as soon as i pay the bartender,
Girl,I'll be right there...
She looked up and blushed and smiled,
And my heart skipped a beat,
Mmm,she's stacked from,
Her head down to her feet...
Hey,barkeep.
You better come here and get your bread,
This little girl's getting ready to split,
And i'm about to go out of my head...
Hey, hey,pretty baby,
Girl,don't you go out that door,
Are you talking to me????...
I'm talking to you, pretty baby,
Girl, don't you go out that door,I'm afraid if i lose sight of you,
I just might not see you no more...
She slowed up just a little bit,
And turned her head and smiled,She was 34-24-38,
And dressed in the latest style...
I finally caught up,
With the pretty little thing,
Before she got out on the street...
And she told she was,
Waiting on her old man,
Who was a policeman on the beat...
Hey, hey,pretty baby,
Girl,I'll see you another time,
Are you talking to me????...
I'm talking to you,pretty baby,
Girl,I'll see you another time,
If you're a policeman's woman,
Just talking to you is a crime????....
That's right, bud,let's go!!!!!!!!!!...
Oh,noooooo......;-PPPP

...Too much...influence..of robert de niro...hey barkeep...please some yelow cab....haha....;-PPPP

I see that you are in the mood Dancing ? haha

..have you ever doubted on me....shame you...;-PPPP

nooo!

...negation is not ending sentences... but....here's a little light in.. Sparkly tunnel................Sunshine came softly,through my a-window today,
Could've tripped out easy, a-but I've a-changed my ways,
It'll take time,I know it but in a while,
You're gonna be mine,I know it, we'll do it in style,
I'll tell you right now,
Any trick in the book now, baby, all that I can find,
Everybody's hustlin' just to have a little scene,
When I say we'll be cool,I think that you know what I mean,We stood on a beach at sunset, do you remember when?
I know a beach where, baby, a-it never ends,
When you've made your mind, up forever to be mine....I'm your sunshine superman....;-PPPP

Donovan :)