A little bit of.......

A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on Highway 2 for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 140 km/h, he suddenly saw red and blue flashing lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 150, 160...

Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What in the world am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day," said the cop. "This is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer

Engeski za početnike: (for beginners)

Tri vještice promatraju tri Swatch-sata. Koja vještica promatra koji Swatch-sat?

to sada na engleskom:

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?


Engleski za iskusne: (advanced english)

Tri vještice promjenjenog spola promatraju tri gumba Swatch-satova. Koja vještica promjenjenog spola promatra koji gumb Swatch-sata?

na engleskom:

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?


Engleski u krajnjem stupnju: (in the end?)

Tri švicarske vještice-drolje, koje žele biti promjenjenog spola žele promatrati tri gumba švicarskih Swatch-satova. Koja švicarska vještica-drolja, koja želi biti promjenjenog spola želi promatrati koji gumb švicarskog Swatch-sata?

i to još na engleskom:

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

ahhahahaha
LOL,LOL,LOL.....

a koja je pouka wica ti?ni waljda..,kad jedna strana pobjegne iz braka druga može skupit za Merđu?

a cuj, tko zna- zna.....:)