Happy New Year
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog
as she sat, contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought
"I don't fucking think so!"
Have a great one!
31.12.2009. u 23:50 | Prijavi nepoćudni blog | Dodaj komentar
(što si ti to nama lijepoga napisao ? )... sretna ti nova godina !
Autor: Petra-a-stijena | 01.01.2010. u 0:11 | opcije
Sretno "stranče":))
Autor: bacila_jesvenizrijek | 01.01.2010. u 1:03 | opcije
sretna Nova 2010., "oldie.." :)
Autor: red-rose5 | 01.01.2010. u 9:44 | opcije