Ne zelim pricati o smislu

 "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline......" 
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly 
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. 
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
 

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the
line, ... we can trace your call

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred To the
mother ship.

a di je ostatak? ako se dobro sjećam, to nije bilo sve.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you
which number to press.

vis luna tesko je pricat dok skacem... :)

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no
one will answer.

:)))))

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a
representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone
number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden
name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y
press 0 0 0.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the Beep or
before the beep or after the beep.
Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

0 0 0

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to
talk to you."

If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't
be crazy forever.

If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

puuuuuh. dobra vjezba. sad sam sav znojan.... :P

fora ;)

E baš se cerećem ko žaba sa špagicom na palcu od lijeve noge.