Nadogradimo iskricu!

Daj mi smirenosti da prihvatim stvari koje ne mogu promijeniti,  hrabrosti da promijenim stvari koje ne mogu prihvatiti   i mudrosti da sakrijem tijela onih koje sam danas morao ubiti jer su me raspizdili.                                                                                                                                                                                   Također, pomozi mi da pazim čije ću prste danas gaziti      jer oni mogu biti povezani s guzicama koje ću sutra  možda morati ljubiti.                                                                                                                                                                                                    Pomozi mi da uvijek dajem 100% na poslu:                                                                                                                                                                 12% ponedjeljkom                                                                                                                                                                                                                      23% utorkom                                                                                                                                                                                                                         40% srijedom                                                                                                                                                                                                                       20% četvrtkom                                                                                                                                                                                                                         5% petkom                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Kad imam stvarno loš dan                                                                                                                                                                                                i kad mi se čini da me svi samo žele raspizditi,                                                                                                                                                                                            pomozi mi da ne zaboravim da su                                                                                                                                                                                                  potrebna čak 42 mišića da se namrštim,                                                                                                                                                                                               a samo 4 da im pokažem srednji prst                                                                                                                                                                                                         i kažem: Popuši mi!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Amen 



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