Mjesečina

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and
drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers:"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed,rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up, Bitch."

hehe...pogledaj link na određenom blogu malo niže (neću nabacivati samoreklamu) ;)

i ti očekuješ da ja sve ovo pročitam, pa još i prevedem??? baš mi i nije smiješno!!!

evo...pomoći ću ti...en eirlajn pesendžer kebn vaz bijing srvd baj an obvijusli gej flajt atendant, hu simd to put evrivon in gud mud, as hi srvd dem fud end drinkz...uf...umori me ovo prevođenje...itd... ;)

Lunek :-) taman sam htio rec kak si nahebala ak ti ovo zsa-zsa vidi.. mam bus dobila jezikovu juhu kaj si to puknula na engleskom :-)))) al...... vidim.. ELO je dezurna danas :-)

Da nastavimo. Ez d plejn priperd to disend, hi kejm svišing daun d ajl end anaunsd to d pesinđers: "Keptn Marvi hes eskd mi to anauns det hil bi lending d big skeri plejn šortli, so lavli pipl, if ju kud džast put jor trejz ap, det vud be super." Ajd još netko pa ćemo zajedničkim snagama prevest... tak da se možemo smijat svi skup...

bem vam prijevod!!!!! spikele engleze???? niksi!!!! bar ne u tooooj količini!!!!!

Možda onda da čitaš samo od "Perhaps you..."...? ;))

joj, daj :)

elokventna, ništa ja ne očekujem. ko da ja čitam ili pokušavam razumit blogove na njemačkom ili francuskom. lijepo preskočiš i amen.