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> An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father,
> I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. Last night
> I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them.
> Twice."
>
> The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in
> confession?"
>
> "Never Father, I'm Jewish."
>
> "So then, why are you telling me?"
>
> "I'm telling everybody."