APOKALIPSA-RAGNAROK-SMAK

Želio bih pisat log, ali:
a) nemam ideju
b) ne da mi se
c) nemam vremena
stoga jedan sasvim novi vic:
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and theFirst Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together andit's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along. After thirty minutes the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese."The First Officer replies: "Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?""Your people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." "Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.""Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, you're all alike."Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says: "No like Jew.""Why not? Why don't you like Jews?""Jews sink Titanic.""The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.""Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same."
 
p.s. znam da je možda čudno to što bih želio napisat log i ono  pod b) ne da mi se; al jebiga sigurno i vi nekad imate taj ili sličan osjećaj...nešto poput: želio bih da me ne tera srat, al ne da mi se dić iz kreveta to obavit 

da.