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Zasadili stari bogovi biljku. Pazili je i održavali, a na kraju zalili srnećom, lavljom i svinjskom krvlju. Iz biljke izrastao crven cvijet. Iz cvijeta čahura. Napravili Stari Bogovi napitak od tih čahura. Napitak bio čaroban, nektar bogova, soma.
Ali način uzgoja ostavio za sobom posljedicu: tko god je popio napitak, nakon prve čaše bio je lijep I okretan kao srna, nakon druge hrabar I snažan kao lav, a s trećom je postajao svinja, valjao se po blatu.

(Posted by: drop) - UHO

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."