The restaurant at the end of the multiverse

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Povraća mi se...

Jebote, takvu djecu bi trebalo po hitnom postupku eutanazirati.

Cyan vs. Psycho Meditation - Magic Alchemy [Remix]

... repeat ... repeat ... repeat ...

Gnomi su mi ukrali bokserice.

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger....

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so...

Razmišljanje je zlo. Život je ljepši u lobotomiji.

Ima netko da me mazi i češka me po glavi dok ne zaspim? :)

Eto mene na DSL-u.

Još uvijek klikam brzo i pokušavam dohvatiti mejl, njuze i ostalo u što kraćem vremenu :)

Evo, gledam malo dnevnik i vidim reportažu koja potvrđuje da je čovjek to gluplji što je u većem stadu.

"Već prvog dana nakon stupanja na snagu zakona o zabrani okupljanja na Markovom trgu," rekoše oni, "policija je spriječila nekoliko desetaka prosvjednika da se probiju do zabranjenog područja."

HALO???

Koliko netko mora biti GLUP da SVJESNO i JAVNO ide kršiti novi zakon?!

- "Stupio je na snagu zakon o nula promila u prometu."
- "Tooo, buraz, idemo se naroljat' k'o svinje i drajfat' 180 kraj murije!"

A znate što je najžalosnije od svega? To što su ih policajci spriječili. Trebali su ih pustiti skroz do Markovog trga i zatim sve, ali sve do jednoga, privesti i po brzom postupku kazneno optužiti te im suditi.

Nažalost, kod nas se ništa ne obavi pametno i kako treba.

Ode disk.

Priručni/prijenosni (uvjetno - u ladici je), ali ipak ode.

Samo je odjednom nestao iz sustava. "Možda opet ladica gnjavi," rekoh, ali štanga. Ugasim računalo, upalim ga, KRRR, KRRR... !!=)$(%$"!$!=#$)(!! A gore negdje oko 12-13 gigabajta mp3-eva... Što je najgore, nemam pojma točno kojih, ni što je još gore na disku. Hopla, disk u frižider na 20 minuta, pa da vidimo; i gle čuda, pojavi se. Uspio sam izvući nešto više od pola kad je ponovo preminuo... Sad je opet na prisilnom hlađenju, možda izvučem ostatak (na pretrpano glavno RAID-1 polje, završit ću s po 200 MB praznog na svakoj od particija).

U međuvremenu, Daemon Toolsi popizdili bez RW-a i diska, blokiraju Windowse. Nemam ni sam pojma kako sam uspio dizejblati drajver.

Dosta mi je računala, stvarno. Možda bih trebao promijeniti karijeru.

The purity in dreaming
The meantime is a quarantine
Suppose there is no difference
And phone sex is eternal love

The promise in our yearning
The meantime is a quarantine
And the body parts can mix
And you fail to make her hard

And you'll never find out if this one's love
Once you've dried out a river
And you'll never find out if this one's love
So take my heart in the meantime

Will the next love be the real one
Will the next love be the real one

Our dreams in holding patters
And the meantime is a quarantine
And I'm the one comparing
By having you tonight

And you'll never find out if this one's love
Caressing some other lover
And you'll never find out if this one's love
So take my heart in the meantime

Will the next love be the real one
Will the next love be the real one

In sexual positions
We never got to try and I
I see lovers in the swing door
Entangled, in space

And you'll never find out if this one's love
Once you've dried out a river
And you'll never find out if this one's love
So take my heart in the meantime

And you'll never find out if this one's love
Caressing some other lover
And you'll never find out if this one's love
So take my heart in the meantime

Will the next love be the real one
(repeat)

Right from the very start, I knew we'd relate
There was present tension and erotic debate
We analysed the gods, made love in good fate
Your touch, so feminine I knew you'd hate

To hear me say
To hear me say

And where is the love
And where is the love
And where is the love
That you promised me

We were under pressure, you know right from the start
Didn't mean to stress you, but you know that as fact
We almost made it, but we liked exact
Living close together, in an anorexic flat

I'm drowning bait
I'm drowning bait

And where is the love
And where is the love
And where is the love
That you promised me

I'm trying not to blame the whole thing on you
I'm trying just to keep from going under
I'm trying not to blame the whole thing on you
I'm trying to keep you from going under

And where is the love
And where is the love
And where is the love
That you promised me

And where is the love
And where is the love
And where is the love
That you promised me

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Buffy se odlučila skinuti pred kamerama

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR izjavila je kako se kani razodjenuti pred kamerama prije nego navrši trideseti rođendan kako bi je njeni obožavatelji vidjeli u najboljem izdanju. Najavila je da će to učiniti prvom prilikom, već u sljedećoj ulozi.

Glumica koja se proslavila u TV seriji "Buffy - Ubojica vampira" nada se da će svojim golišavim scenama privući redatelje da joj ponude ženstvenije uloge kako bi se riješila imidža tinejdžerske zvijezde.

"Približavam se tridesetoj i želim promjenu" - izjavila je seksipilna glumica.

"Uloge kakve bih željela ne nude mi, pa bi ovako htjela šokirati ljude i natjerati ih da me izaberu" - izjavila je ne precizirajući čime će to "šokirati" ljude.

Prema nekim nagađanjima Sarah će glumiti porno zvijezdu koja želi pokrenuti vlastiti reality show u filmu "Southland Tales".

... da nisam skroz u kurcu. Zapravo me živcira, a ne bi smjelo.

Art of Noise: "The Seduction of Claude Debussy"

Čini se da sam ostao bez mačka. Otišao je u šetnju prekjučer navečer i još ga nema... Ili su ga JAKO lupili hormoni, ili je negdje nastradao :(

Možda netko zna...

Postoji li neki program za ATI kartice koji bi znao baratati TV izlazom, bez da instaliram Control Panel i/ili novije drajvere? Naime, ne da mi se ni instalirati, ni downloadati, ni riskirati da mi se nešto spetlja u Windowsima...

Mislim da trenutno imam Catalyste 3.6 stare dvije godine, i to mi je sasvim dovoljno :)