Svaštara by The Kid

Adam came home late one night. Eve was anxious, but did not say anything. Finally, Adam told her, "You damn well know there isn't any other gals around!!!" They went to sleep, quiet. In the middle of the night, Adam woke up with a start, feeling a tickling on his body. He woke up finding it was Eve, who looked up at her husband and said, sheepishly, "I was only counting your ribs..."