A tako je malo vode potrebno da se otopim

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hellhappened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
 
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.But I can usually shut her up with cookies.The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.-Helen Hayes (at 73)-I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as strayeyebrows.-Janette Barber-Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.-Lily Tomlin-A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.-Carrie Snow-
 
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with yourgirlfriends.-Laurie Kuslansky-
 
My second favorite household chore is ironing.My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.-Erma Bombeck-
 
Old age ain't no place for sissies.-Bette Davis-
 
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.A woman must do what he can't.-Rhonda Hansome-
 
The phrase "working mother"! is redundant.-Jane Sellman-
 
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.-Jennifer Unlimited-
 
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to bethought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.-Charlotte Whitton-
 
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your bodystarts falling apart.-Caryn Leschen-
 
I try to take one day at a time --but sometimes several days attack me at once.-Jennifer Unlimited-
 
If you can't be a good example --then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Catherine-
 
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for twoyears before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.And they called ME slow!-Kathy Buckley-
 
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm notdumb -- and I'm also not blonde.-Dolly Parton-
 
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.-Sue Grafton-
 
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.-Roseanne Barr-
 
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.Men invade another country.-Elayne Boosler-
 
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.-Maryon Pearson-
 
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.If you want anything done, ask a woman.-Margaret Thatcher-
 
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriageand a career.-Gloria Steinem-
 
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
 
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.-Eleanor Roosevelt-

ovo zadnje mi je cool. zvuci kao razlog zasto se ljudi boje ljubavi... jel'? :) jer ako ti je tko vazan, onda te moze ucinit da se feel inferior? ... da da to mi je zanimljivo.

yap. meni se sviđa i prvi : Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hellhappened :))

istina. i ta mi je bila guba. :)

(btw, pomislio bi covjek da postoji samo ta prva kad ne klikne u log)

meni housekeeper najdraža... :))