Svaštara by The Kid

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to  take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always  remember me."
 
"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you  leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
 
"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da  business, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa  money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.
 
Soma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife in  bed with another man. What you do then? Point to you  watch and say, "TIMES UP?"

hej, long time no see :)) hehe - good one :))