Svaštara by The Kid

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then, casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," James replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
James Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you?"
"It says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!"
James smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."