Vicomat

HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she! is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE" ; when you are not expecting her, she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.If you try to uninstall her you will lose a lot of things,if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything....