Vicomat

Ides, 100 godina me nije bilo tu! Bas me zanima jel se sto promijenilo.

Zivot pise najjace fore :))))
Znajući da je štiti neprobojno staklo, službenica u štedionici na Trgu bana Jelačića u Zagrebu grohotom se nasmijala kada joj je došao maskirani razbojnik s pištoljem i na njegovo "Ovo je pljacka", odgovorila "A ovo je brzi šalter!!!"
and again:
"No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot."

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Umro Stefu otac.
Otisao on kupiti urnu pa pita prodavaca:
- Posto vam je ova urna?
- 100 ?.
- A imate kaj jeftinije ? - pita on.
- Ima, evo ova je 50 ?.
- A posto je ona tamo na kraju?
- To je tegla od krastavaca. Nju cu vam dati badava.
- Uzel bum je - odgovori Stef, tatek je ionak volil gledat kroz prozor.

Lijepe zene stvorene su za ljude koji nemaju mašte :)))

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Every man gets a narrower and narrower field of knowledge in which he must be an expert in order to compete with other people. The specialist knows more and more about less and less and finally knows everything about nothing.

Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account. (Dilbert, 2004)

Zasto nestaju moji blogovi???

Kaj mislite kako ce popizditi Mirko kad ovi vicevi stignu do njega!
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. (Dilbert, 2004)

Koja je razlika izmedu Mirka Filipovica i Cicioline?
Nikakva:
1. Sjede u parlamentu
2. Snimaju filmove
3. Dobivaju po picki

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.

Gotovo za veceras :))) Bilo mi je lijepo s Vama :))

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