Svaštara by The Kid

The Room: AOL Thirty Something Chatroom The Time:  11:00 p.m EST The places: Lanny and Angel's bedrooms in distant parts of the cyber galaxy
The Chatters: Cyber4U, InTooDeep, MarriedbutDead, StillMarriedWishIwasDead, FrankGifford, Angel4Kix, Angel4Cyber, SlightlyHung, TooManyAngels, LannyGrover, Angel4u, Harderthanyourhusband, Sweet Cheeks/Male56
An Instant Message appears across the scene of Lanny's computer:  
Angel4Cyber: Hi. How R U?
Lanny: Who is this?
Angel4Cyber: My name's Angel....how r u?
Lanny: HEY! I know who this is..one of those hackers trying to get my credit card.  DAMN YOU you thief-
Angel4Cyber: For heaven's sake, I'm not a hacker...
Lanny:Oh, sorry. Anyway, I was smart enough after the last time I was ripped off to change my Visa Card number from 6278178965781111 to 6382900986228211
Angel4Cyber: Ummmm, okay.................I'm just a girl looking 4 a good time. My name is Angel.
Lanny: Angle, that's a pretty name.
Angel4Cyber: Thank you..but it's Angel. I like your profile.
Lanny: Hey, how can you see my profile. I'm not even turning sideways... HEY can you see me with one of those sex cams???
Angel4Cyber: No, Lanny. Not if you don't own one. Um..is Lanny your real name, and.. are you over 16?
Lanny: I'm 41 but I'm sorry I won't tell you my real name.
Angel4Cyber: Why?
Lanny: The last woman I chatted with was a psycho and started sending me death threats in the mail.
Angel4Cyber: Oh my, that's awful. Is she still stalking you?
Lanny: No. Luckily she found someone else with a better credit card rating.
Angel4Cyber: Haven't seen u here before. Do u want to get to know me better? I'm 5'5, 120 lbs, 34/24/34.
Lanny: What are all those numbers, your phone number??? I'm in Canada-we just have seven digits.
Angel4Cyber: Um, no. Those are my measurements. I'm a dancer/actress/model and I work out 4 hours a day.
Lanny: You work out? I mostly work inside. I'm an elevator repair man. Don't you sometimes get too cold working outside so much?
Angel4Cyber: No, silly! I mean I EXERCISE MY BODY...
Lanny: God, you must think I'm stuppid.
Angel4Cyber: Don't worry about it...So, what do you look like? :)
Lanny: I've been told I look like a cross between Wayne Newton and the guy who lives across the street from my aunt's house.
Angel4Cyber: Just a minute, it's very hot in here. Do you mind if I slip off these pants and get more comfortable...
Lanny: Ok. I have to go feed my dog while you do that. He needs his ringworm medication every 6 hours or his stools get very nasty. Be right back.
Angel4Cyber: Oh go right ahead..I'll be waiting. (Angela4Cyber clicks other user profiles anxiously looking for someone else to talk to)
Lanny: OK I'm back. Sorry I took so long. I had to wash my hands really good as my dog puked up his medicine again. Hey, what's this file in my computer. HEY ARE YOU SENDING ME A VIRUS ANGLE?
Angel4Cyber: Calm down Lanny. That's a picture of me. Open it up. It's safe.
Lanny: No, I better go ask my wife first. I'm not allowed to download anything without her permission..be right back-
Angel4Cyber: NO, LANNY! Um..there's no need to show your wife this picture... Just calm down and open it.
Lanny: WOW!! WOW!! You look EXACTLY like an old poster I had for years!!!! I swear you look just like Farah Facet Majors without all the wrinkles. Did you pose for a poster too???
Angel4Cyber: Um.. no, that's just a photo I had taken last week. That's really me, honest...Now will you tell me your real name?
Lanny: Well.. um.. I-I-
Angel4Cyber: Fine. I'll just start chatting with InTooDeep then..
Lanny: WAIT! As long as you are not a stalker. I'm Lanny Grover and I live at 56 Crown St. in Toronto Canada, Postal Code K6V IV4 but maybe I shouldn't tell you that.
Angel4Cyber: Oh, don't worry...you can trust me. I'm taking my silk blouse off, Lanny..
Lanny: Aren't you worried you'll catch a cold?
Angel4Cyber. Well, if you saw me topless right now you would know it's a bit chilly here..
Lanny: It gets cold here too at night. My wife won't turn the heater up past 62 degrees and-
Angel4Cyber: I'm getting really hot Lanny.
Lanny: Make up your mind, you just said you were cold.
Angel4Cyber: Tell me what you are wearing.
Lanny: I'm wearing blue boxer shorts and a Bart Simpson Tee Shirt.
Angel4Cyber: Why don't you take off your shirt for me, Lanny..
Lanny: WHY? It's a really funny one with Bart and this really fat woman and it says "Crack Kills".. Have you seen it?
(long pause from Angel4Cyber)
Angel4Cyber: You know, to tell you the truth I'm a bit busy right now and-
Lanny: Did I mention I'm 6' 3" 200 lbs and can bench press 300 pounds?
Angel4Cyber: *Perking*
Lanny? What.. you're having coffee at this hour???????
Angel4Cyber: No.. I mean..*wow* meaning.. that sounds just.. mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Lanny: OH my God! You spilt your coffee on the keyboard didn't you? Now your keyboard is sticking!!
Angel4Cyber: NO, Lanny for crissakes I'm not having any coffee! I mean MMMMMMMMMM..Like.."I"M EXCITED"..do you get it? Can you possibly freaking keep up here, you putz??
Lanny: OH I GET IT! It's those EMOTICONS! I bought that book INTERNET for IDIOTS to learn those, but I forgot where I put it-
Angel4Cyber: I think I'm getting a migraine.
Lanny:But I remember some of them...Let's see:
happy face is :) Sad face is :O WINK is : ::):):):) and confused is   :)
Angel4Cyber: You have a great sense of humor... Now I'm really getting hot... can u call me Lanny?
Lanny: Why would I call you my own name?????????
Angel4Cyber: No.......u know.. CALL me..on the fone.. 
Lanny: No, I can't, I'm trying to cut back on my fone bill..but..HEY..WAIT you mean call you for fonesex???? 
Angel4Cyber:: I'll bet you have a sexy voice::.. yes that's what I mean Lanny...
Lanny: I tried that phone sex once but I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do with the receiver.
Angel4Cyber: *Sigh* Lanny, do you want to get off with me or not!!!!?
Lanny: Get off? Angle, I just signed on and I have 5 more free hours!!. I got this great deal through my phone company and a free phone card and-
Angel4Cyber: I MEAN CYBERSEX!!!!
Lanny: Wow!!! My wife just left the house,too!. I'd like to try that stuff out.
Angel4Cyber: Finally!.. Now listen carefully.. when you start to get turned on, you type "oooooooooooooo", get it? 
I'm completely naked now Lanny and I'm starting to-
Lanny: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Angel4Cyber: This isn't the time to be cracking jokes.
Lanny: I'm done. That was great.
Angel4Cyber: Are you SERIOUS???
Lanny: I get excited easily. I'm sorry, Angle.
Angel4Cyber: Jesus, what an ass. And it's ANGEL you jerk!!
*click*
USER ANGEL4Cyber is no longer online:
Lanny: Hello? ::clicking keyboard: HELLO?? ANGLE?
:) :) :):):):):):):):):):):)
It says you are no longer online? Tell me if this is true please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Tragic End :(

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