The restaurant at the end of the multiverse

Idući tjedan, idući tjedan, idući tjedan...

Oh yeah!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Croatia

Cro... what? ~ Oscar Wilde

Croatia is probably the biggest of all continents! Just a few people know that it is actually a continent!

Croatia and the Croatian people are the ONLY ex-Yugoslavians who were right! When they don't talk about Serbs they brag about how much you can curse in Croatian. They are very proud of the fact that it is impossible to translate these curses in any other language because of their brilliancy. Every second word in Croatian is Kurac - it can mean almost anything depending on the context.

When a Croatian is bored of the country he was blessed to live in he goes to Germany which is already inhabited by more Croatians than Croatia itself. When there, he will never stop saying that Croatia is the most beautiful country in the world.

The map of Croatia looks like the letter C, which actually also shows how hard working Croatian people are. They are so tired after the work that they need to lay down and sleep a few more hours everyday. This happens of course to anyone if he/she doesn't manage to get the right amount of coffee/gossip that day. It creates a terrible feeling of "I-don-t-feel-like-it" and "I-don-t-want-to".

Croatia is a very sporty nation. You may have noticed Croatian athletes on the news winning all kind of prizes, but inside the country the most widespread sports are Coffee-Cup Lifting, Smoking and "What-Did-They-Do?". All of these require a lot of exercise and this is why you'll find people in coffee places all the time, especially during working hours, as they get permits to skip work for the sake of this sport.

The people there are also very hospitable and friendly in so much as they want to know everything about you ASAP for use in the sport "What-Did-They-Do?". Also most of the people will be very communicative every time you asking "Do you speak English" they will answer very politely "Ne!" and keep on looking at you. You will find very devoted customer care especially in shops where people (even if you assure them that you don't speak Croatian) will continue promoting the qualities of the products they sell.

Croatia has several major export products, mostly consisting of sunshine, dark tan, nice vacation memories and female tourist pregnancy. Minor products consist mostly of popular music, unsual clotches called "narodna nosnja", digestive problems caused by extremely wide choice of food which involuntary compels people to overeat and sexual diseases of benign nature. Exclusive export product are generals, which are mostly delivered to a small town called Den Haag, if they are not misplaced in transport.

Croatian popular music is considered at least good, specially in surrounding countries (except in Hungary and on Mars, whose citizens do not even try to understand our language, but they enjoy music itself).

Croatia is mostly known as responsible for inventing the torture device known as the tie ("kravata" in Croatian and similar languages) and as the birthplace of Nikola Tesla.

Croatia is not responsible for the extinction of Dodo birds!

Croatian capitol is called Zagreb, mostly inhabited by students and other sorts of people not born in Zagreb. There is urban legend about people actually been born in Zagreb, but all witnesses dissapeared under mysterious circumstances. There is no proof that people actually born in Zagreb are in any relation to Dodo birds.

Imam vraga među nogama!

Ovakvu krađu svijet još nije vidio. Bar ne od onog finala Litva-Jugoslavija kad su jadni Litvanci doslovce plakali.

Žao mi je što naši dečki nisu pretukli suce...

Wish I was a better man
Wish I had a better plan for dealing
With this
What am I to do now?

Maybe I should run away
Maybe I should ran away and never be
Found
What am I to do?
The way that I'm feeling
The dreams that I'm dreaming
Can this really be happening?
Can this really be true?

UR
My love and my life
My hear and my soul
just trying to keep the world from
Smashing, crashing in

I had this dream the other night
I had this crazy dream the other night
How have I arrived here

My heart is elated but
My head is exhausted
This is powerful magic
Can this really be true

UR
My blood is in your blood
My breath is to you mouth
Just trying to keep the world
From smashing, crashing in

But what about us?
What about all the plans that
We made? What about all
These careful plans we
Made? Ah, but nothing's clear
Full of fear, full of hope
Full of UR

Am I dreaming?
Are you dreaming?
Can I be dreaming still?

Je li možda netko, pukom slučajnošću ili svevišnjom providnošću, poslušao "Light Blue Sun" gđice Lili Haydn?

Kretenčine OPET ne prenose odbojku nego puštaju Jamesa Bonda.

Nevjerojatno.

Fakat mi nisu jasni ljudi koji gledaju RTL-ov "Big Brother" i Novin "Bar". Eto, sad se svi nešto uskomešali, "ono, jebote, sise, čovječe, vidjele su se sise, digla mala majicu, a oni se tamo drapaju pod dekom, jebote, ono, ludilo!!!".

Ojadnog li svijeta.

Što mislite, koliko buha stane na dvomjesečno mače?

Eto, mica je dovedena u kuću, na toplo. Bili smo i kod veterinara (zdrava je, osim prehlade i buha), ali stari se mačak ponio predvidljivo... Pogledao je pridošlicu s puno prezira, gađenja i mržnje, puhnuo na nju i otišao van na kišu, što mu inače ne bi palo na pamet.

Jebiga.

Ako mala ostane, on odlazi. Ako ona ode, stari ostaje.

Mislim da ćemo ipak morati udomiti micu kad se skroz izliječi...

Ima jedna mala mica maca gore na cesti. Mijauče. Prehlađena je.

Da ju prisvojim ili ne? Možda nekako zamijeni miceka koji je nestao, a možda i ne... U svakom slučaju, drugi naš mačak, koji nam se "vratio" (tj. želi se opet maziti i dođe u krilo jer više nije ljubomoran) neće to baš dobro podnijeti. Ali ovo je mala beba i velike su šanse da nastrada ako ju se ne uzme...

Jooj, životinje :(

http://tinyurl.com/b2o9o

German inventor's "cat fuel" angers animal lovers

Wed Sep 14, 9:46 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a home-made blend of garbage, run-over cats, and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem."

The website of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a litre, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-litre (11 gallon) tank.

But the president of the German Society for the Protection of Animals, Wolfgang Apel, said using dead cats for fuel was illegal.

"There's no danger for cats and dogs in Germany because this practice is outlawed in Germany," Apel told Bild on Wednesday in a story entitled "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"

"We're going to keep an eye on this case," Apel said.

Upravo sam krivoj osobi poslao SMS s pitanjem koga će ravnalom po guzi.

Glupi mobiteli i glupi SMS-ovi. Zašto nema neki "cancel"??? :/

Zašto Tiësto nikada nije proširio "Searching" nego je sve ostalo na 48 sekundi reklame za Coca Colu?

Zato što nemam s kime razgovarati. Čitava moja kontakt lista spada u sljedeće kategorije:


1. Vječni studenti

"bok, kaj ima?"
"ništa, eto, odmaram..."
"e, idemo u srijedu ujutro do Medvedgrada nalokati se... ideš s nama?"
"radim"
"fakat... a ništa onda"


2. Zaposleni/oženjeni/udane
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(jer nema ni njih ni mene na ICQ)


3. Ostali
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(jer mi se ne da i nisu mi na visible listi)


I tako sam deinstalirao Mirandu, usput brišući bazu sa svim kontaktima i svim dosadašnjim razgovorima. Nije da je bilo pametnih, ali ipak...