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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE:

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Boss"

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4 . Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss
permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?


HAVE A NICE DAY

Sedam patuljaka, na čelu sa Ljutkom, došli u Vatikan, ulaze u katedralu Sv. Petra i traže Papu. Došao Papa i
pita ih šta hoće. Ljutko:
- Slušaj Papa, ima li koja časna sestra koja je manja od nas?
- Nema, kaže Papa.
- Ma možda ipak ima, razmisli malo?
- Ma nema kad vam kažem!
Ljutko, ljutito:
- Ma Papa, jesi li sto posto siguran???
- Ma Ljutko, sto posto sam siguran da nema niti jedne časne sestre manje od vas!!!
A šest patuljaka iza Ljutka:
- Ljutko je jebo pingvina, Ljutko je jebo pingvina...

U Ljubljani na terasi jednog hotela, Hrvat doruckuje šnitu kruha sa marmeladom.

Dolazi do njega Janez i žvače žvakaču.

Pita njega Janz:

-Ali pa vi pojeste celo šnito hruha?

Hrvat mu odgovori:

-Da.

Veli Janez:

-Mi pa ne. Mi pojemo samo sredino in trdo koro bacimo v reciklažo. Potem pa od tega napravimo dvopek in ga prodamo Hrvatima.

Nastavi Janez žvakati žvakaću i opet pita Hrvata:

-Ali pa vi pojeste celo marmelado?

Hrvat odgovori:

-Da.

Janez mu veli:

-Mi pa ne. Mi pojemo samo tisto v marmeladi kaj je mehko, a koščice in koro bacimo v reciklažo. Potem pa to recikliramo in prodamo Hrvatom.

Janez nastavi žvakati žvakaću, a Hrvat njega pita:

-Da li se vi Slovenci seksate?

-Se vedno da da. (I nastavi žvakati)

-I šta radite s upotrebljenim prezervativima?

-Je kaj...? Jih pa bacimo.

-E vidiš, mi ih recikliramo, pa od njih napravimo žvakače gume i prodamo ih Slovencima.

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“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is.”—Author unknown

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment.”—Author unknown

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.”—Author unknown

“Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi—then you also have to teach him to cook.”—Auren Hoffman, Herald Philosopher

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.”—OldFox

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.”—Author unknown

>> > > Zena pece jaja za dorucak za svog muza.
>> > >
>> > > Odjednom njen muz uleti u kuhinju.
>> > >
>> > > Pazi. PAZI! Stavi jos malo ulja! Oh, Boze!
>> > >
>> > > "Peces ih previse istovremeno. PREVISE! Okreni ih! SAD IH OKRENI!
>> > > Trebamo
>> > jos ulja. Joj!
>> > >
>> > > GDJE cemo naci JOS ULJA? ZALJEPIT ce se!
>> > >
>> > > Pazi... PAZI! Rekao sam ti PAZI! NIKAD me ne slusas dok
>> > kuhas! Nikad!
>> > Okreni ih! Pozuri! Jesi LUDA?
>> > >
>> > > "Jesi li TOTALNO poludjela? Ne zaboravi ih posoliti. Znas
>> > da ih uvijek
>> > zaboravis posoliti. Posoli. POSOLI! POSOLI!
>> > >
>> > > Zena ga zaprepasteno pogleda. "Sto je s tobom? Mislis da ne znam
>> > > ispeci
>> > nekoliko jaja?"
>> > >
>> > > Muz mirno odgovori, "Htio sam ti pokazati kako to meni
>> > izgleda kad ja
>> > vozim."
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